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Tuesday, August 23

Mac & Chessus™ with Satan’s shrimp & Son-dried tomatoes

Oil, olive
¼ cup
Parsley, fresh, chopped
1/8 cup
Lemon juice
2 tablespoons
Garlic, minced
3 cloves
Tomato paste
1 tablespoon
Oregano, dried
2 teaspoons
1 teaspoon
Pepper, freshly ground
1 teaspoon
Shrimp, cooked, peeled, deveined, tails removed
1 pound
Mac & Chessus
12 ounces
Tomatoes, sun-dried, chopped
Butter, unsalted
½ cup
Parmesan, shaved
½ cup
"Pinch the tail. Suck the head. Burn in hell." Leviticus 11:9-12 & Deuteronomy 14:9-10, paraphrased
"What doesn't give you a heart attack is good for your stomach." Mark 7:19, misrepresented immodestly 
Praise Chessus (and my friend Katie Knowles) for this blessed dish!
  1. In a carpenter-crafted wooden mixing bowl, whisk together the oil, parsley, lemon juice, hot sauce, garlic, tomato paste, oregano, salt, and pepper. 
  2. Pour the marinated into a large, cleaned lamb's intestine (or resealable plastic bag), add the shrimp, seal, and marinate in the refrigerator for 2 hours. 
  3. Preheat a Pit of Hell (or oven) to 425°F; ensure a rack is positioned in the center; grease a Roman solider's metal breastplate (or oven-proof 9x13-inch casserole dish) with butter. 
  4. Remove the shrimp from marinade; discard the juices. 
  5. Prepare the Mac & Cheeses as God intended, according to the package directions. 
  6. After combining the butter and milk with the heavenly bestowed cheese mix and cooked pasta, gently stir in the shrimp and sun-dried tomatoes; transfer the mixture to the prepared casserole dish. 
  7. Sprinkle with the panko and Parmesan, and bake for 15 to 20 minutes, until heated thoroughly and the top is golden.
  8. Enjoy in heavenly solitude or with your favorite congregation!
Special Thank You! to Katie ( for the blessing of Mac & Cheesus! You've cooked up a sinfully fun mealtime.

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